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« on: February 08, 2010, 02:37:14 PM »
TEN THINGS MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN:
1. THEY HAVE A VAGINA
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10. OH, AND TITS
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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2010, 02:41:17 PM »
11  Never comment on age or weight. Whatever you say it will be the wrong thing.
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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2010, 03:00:47 PM »
12. They never actually want to hear the answer to the "Does my bum look big in this?" question
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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2010, 03:18:20 PM »
And particularly no your bum just is big.
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2010, 03:39:39 PM »
Quote from: Ash on February 08, 2010, 03:18:20 PM
And particularly no your bum just is big.

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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2010, 04:52:56 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2010, 09:04:46 PM »
My missus asked me if some jeans she was trying on made her arse look fat.

All i said was "no love,its the fat that makes your arse look fat not the jeans"

Wrong answer apparently Grin
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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2010, 11:38:51 PM »
Does my bum look big in this?

in this what? shop?

This answer does'nt go down well either!!!
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« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2010, 02:28:03 AM »
It was just the way I said "Eh? No..." that got me a whack round the ear... 
She could tell from the sound of my voice I was thinking about the shop assistants arse, not hers!  Grin
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